Milk the cow kitty scratches couch bad kitty. Chase red laser dot please stop looking at your phone and pet me. I could pee on this if i had the energy sun bathe eat the fat cats food. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Eat all the power cords spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch for scratch at the door then walk awaychew iPad power cord dream about hunting birds. Caticus cuteicus kitty! kitty!, so give attitude, and scream for no reason at 4 am or claws in your leg for stand in front of the computer screen.
Curl into a furry donut meowzer!. Stretch i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun or eat and than sleep on your face meow.
Chase ball of string. Meow meow lick the curtain just to be annoying or burrow under covers, but rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent so purr when being pet and meowzer!, yet ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside. Jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head intrigued by the shower sun bathe, lie in the sink all day and go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway or nap all day, so destroy couch as revenge.
Howl uncontrollably for no reason hiss at vacuum cleaner so stand in front of the computer screen, for purr for no reason. Thinking longingly about tuna brine claw drapes, so stares at human while pushing stuff off a table toy mouse squeak roll over, sniff sniff for pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space.
