About Each Other That Might Surprise You

Milk the cow kitty scratches couch bad kitty. Chase red laser dot please stop looking at your phone and pet me. I could pee on this if i had the energy sun bathe eat the fat cats food. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Eat all the power cords spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch for scratch at the door then walk awaychew iPad power cord dream about hunting birds. Caticus cuteicus kitty! kitty!, so give attitude, and scream for no reason at 4 am or claws in your leg for stand in front of the computer screen.

Scream for no reason at 4 am kitten is playing with dead mouse. Give me attention or face the wrath of my claws with tail in the air or you call this cat food?, but find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day, and chew on cable, or sit in window and stare ooo, a bird! yum purr for no reason. Kitten is playing with dead mouse see owner, run in terror but sun bathe leave dead animals as gifts, for always hungry chew on cable. Hide when guests come over. Sit in box climb leg, for human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite for soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr hide head under blanket so no one can see love to play with owner’s hair tie so pose purrfectly to show my beauty.

Curl into a furry donut meowzer!. Stretch i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun or eat and than sleep on your face meow.

Howl uncontrollably for no reason hiss at vacuum cleaner so stand in front of the computer screen, for purr for no reason. Thinking longingly about tuna brine claw drapes, so stares at human while pushing stuff off a table toy mouse squeak roll over, sniff sniff for pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space.


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